Conan O'Brien Quotes
My son asked me why I was wearing sunglasses in the house and I told him "to block the son.” Now I have to pay for therapy.
The Boy Scouts are dropping the word 'Boy' from their name and within seconds my dad called me to say, "Looks like they're finally ready for ya."
As my father used to say, a frown is just a smile that's been rotated 180 degrees on its x axis, assuming the origin is located at the longitudinal midpoint of said frown.
Netflix announced it will release over 700 original TV series and movies this year. That explains their new slogan, “Quantity.”
I hope the newly announced “Indiana Jones 5” retells the entire saga from the point of view of the snakes.
All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people... Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality — it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen. I’m telling you, amazing things will happen.