Ogden Nash Quotes
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?