Bob Hope Quotes You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ― Bob Hope When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. ― Bob Hope The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. ― Bob Hope People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. ― Bob Hope Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ― Bob Hope If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ― Bob Hope If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. ― Bob Hope I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. ― Bob Hope I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. ― Bob Hope A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ― Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. ― Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ― Bob Hope