Bill Maher Quotes
Red states are in a contest with each other to see who can be more hardcore on abortion. Georgia made it illegal after six weeks, Alabama at conception. Mississippi now is thinking about making it illegal when you swipe right on Tinder.
Republicans have to stop pretending that they hate it when celebrities give their political opinions. Please, you’re the party that made Ronald Reagan president!
Who says Trump doesn’t stand up to dictators, we seized a North Korean ship carrying coal! They still have nukes, but we’re safe if they launch a train.
Trump lied his ass off about how he was 'totally exonerated,' when the Mueller report specifically said it does not exonerate him. It's like if the pregnancy test came back negative; it doesn't mean you're a virgin.
When the Prime Directive for government goes from 'keep us safe' to 'keep us entertained.' That's bread and circuses, end of the Empire stuff.
America is finally getting it: prayer doesn't work. Because if it did, every drug test would come back clean and there'd be no need for the morning after pill.
Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.